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Thursday, 30 August 2012

SCREEN,, FILM REVIEW

HI GUYS & GIRLS ,

A FEW WEEKS AGO I HAD A WATCH OF #SCREEN, THE NEW FLICK BY #DAVID BAKER.
I PLUGGED MY LAPTOP INTO MY T.V.& WENT ON A ROAD TRIP TO HELL :-)

THE FILM WAS SHOT LAST YR ON A MEGA SMALL BUDGET, ABOUT $4000 IN THE SUMMER 2011 IN OKLAHOMA USA..

DAVID & HIS G/FRIEND DONNA, LEFT THERE COMFORT ZONE /HOME IN SCOTLAND & TRAVELLED TO OKLAHOMA USA & STAYED WITH OKLAHOMA WARD & HIS PARENTS  FOR 3 MONTHS.

DAVID DID SOME ACTING IN #OAKS FILM CRAWL BITCH CRAWL #COMING SOON.
PLAYING #SNIPER ,A DUDE WITH A FUCK OFF BIG GUN THAT WOULD MAKE #ARNIE CRAP HIMSELF,HAHA
                                                                                http://www.crawlmovie.com/home

HE THEN SPENT TIME PULLING #SCREEN TOGETHER & STARTED FILMING IN THE 100 DEGREE HEAT ..
                                                                                                                                                            
                    http://www.screen-movie.com/

THE PLOT

LOLA & CARRIE ARE FRIENDS BUT HAVN,T SEEN EACH OTHER FOR SOME TIME.
CARRIE CONTACTS LOLA VIA FACEBOOK & ASKS HER TO GO ON A ROAD TRIP TO A HALLOWEEN PARTY AT A DRIVE-IN WITH A SCARY HISTORY.

LOLA HAS BEEN SPENDING HER DAY,S LOOKING AFTER HER DRUNKEN DAD.    ACTED BY #OKLAHOMA WARD!! #HAHA

SHE DECIDES TO GO TO THE PARTY .
THEY TAKE OFF IN A CLASSIC PONTIAC FIREBIRD 1968 ISH & HIT THE ROAD ON THE WAY LOLA FINDS OUT ABOUT THE #DRIVE-IN,S SPOOKY PAST .

40 YRS AGO, LOTS OF PEOPLE DIED AT THE DRIVE-IN.

SOME LOCALS HAVE TALES & STORY'S ABOUT WHAT HAPPENED,
WAS IT CAUSED BY ;-

MASS SUICIDE PACT!!!
A SNUFF MOVIE SO BAD ,EVERYONE  DIED OF FRIGHT !!!
A EVIL HAUNTED DRIVE-IN !!!

AFTER STAYING IN A MOTEL ,THAT MAKES THE ONE FROM #PSYCHO LOOK LIKE A 5 STAR HOTEL & A TRIP TO CHAT WITH A FRIEND OF ONE  OF CARRIE,S  RELATIVES WHO WAS AT THE ORIGINAL #HALLOWEEN PARTY MASSACRE
THEY FINALY ARRIVE AT THE DRIVE-IN PARTY..

IF YOU WANT TO KNOW WHAT HAPPENS NEXT !!!!!!
YOU WILL HAVE TO WAIT CHECK IT OUT, WHEN ITS RELEASED..
#NO SPOILERS HERE  HAHAHA

MY VERDICT

WOW, WHAT A GREAT LITTLE FILM.
MOST MODERN HORROR FILMS ARE CRAP ETC & COST MEGA BUCKS.

BUT #SCREEN IS FANTASTIC.

GOOD STORY, MEGA GOOD ACTING,GREAT CAMERA WORK, GREAT EDITING .
& NICE FILM SCORE,

THE FILM HAS THE SAME SORT OF FEEL AS  THE TEXAS CHAINSAW MASSACRE. FROM THE 1970,S
A ROAD TRIP TO HELL

"THE SHIT IS GOING TO HIT THE FAN"
BUT YOU DON,T KNOW WHAT WILL HAPPEN ETC WHEN THEY GET TO THE #DRIVE-IN

AMAZING STUFF , ALL THE PEOPLE WHO ACTED IN IT ARE GREAT .
& THE MOVIE HAS SOME GREAT SCENE,S IN IT:-

THE ROAD TRIP IS FILMED REALLY WELL WITH SOME GREAT EDITING ETC

THE HALLOWEEN PARTY IS MEGA REALISTIC.. "WONDER IF ANY OF THE CAST WERE REALLY DRUNK "! HAHA.

& THE TWO MAIN CHARACTERS PLAYED BY #NIKKI ALONSO & LESLIE ANDREWS ARE A GREAT DUO .

I,VE ADDED THIS FILM TO MY FAVE HORROR FILMS BELOW :-)
IT,S A TRUE ORIGINAL FILM

#SCREEN IS A HORROR FILM THAT WILL MAKE YOU ;-
WATCH,SCREAM & DIE !

& THE IMAGE OF A DUDE FROM SCOTLAND STANDING WITH HIS ARMS FOLDED WEARING A WEIRD RUBBER GAS MASK WOULD MAKE FREDDY/JASON/& LEATHER FACE, RUN FOR THE HILLS, :-)
#FUBAR

THANKS FOR READING MY BLOG.
STAY SCARED.
DAVE CLARKSON XXX




Thursday, 19 April 2012

my fav horror flicks

hi everyone this just a quick blog about horror films..
as you know im a mega movie fan but iv,e got a big problem with modern horror film etc.
& that is they are not scary.. it,s all re-makes of old classics LOL or load of crap #CGI gore..
there are made to entertain all the 15 yr olds & make the makes load of £££££$$$$$ by re-making good old horror films badly..
for example.
THE FOG remake #crap.
THE THING #prequel #not good.
NIGHTMARE ON ELM STR
FRIDAY THE 13TH
TEXAS CHAINSAW.
the list goes on .
 when i was young along time ago hahaha.. i used to get to see every horror film released because my best mates sister worked at our local cinema & on a Thursdays after school. we got a free pass into the flicks to see the projectionist test run next weeks flick...#fantastic & when i was 16 & video recorders became available.. me & my mates were on a #mission to see every banned movie & we did. most of these films should have been banned because they were so BAD lol with a capitol BBBB.

so after reading #MANDY BHARI fantastic blog.

 http://mandybhari.co.uk/2012/04/18/horror-cinema-my-childhood-obsession/

i thought i would write down 10 of my fave horror films. dead fast..

1. night/dawn/day of the dead #george a romero.
2. the texas chainsaw massacre. #tobe hooper.
3. the thing #john carpenter.
4. suspiria #dario argento.
5. halloween #john carpenter.
6. the shinning #stanley kubrick
7.the evil dead #sam raimi
8. the exorcist #william friedkin
9. dog soldiers #neil marshall.. ( my left hands in it for 2 seconds) hahahaha .
10. martin #george romero. 
# SCREEN 2012  #davidpbaker.
the list could go on & could change by the time this blog is online LOL.
some of the movies might be classed as #SCIENCE-FICTION  but they all are fun & scary to me LOL..

if i had to choose one movie to take on desert island movies..
it would have to be #georges #DAWN OF THE DEAD.. why, because its a kickass horror film that works on every level & looks like it cost £20 million & not just $1.5 million

hey desert island movies , that could be a cool t.v. show LOL
get me jonathan ross on the phone hahaha..

thanks for reading my boring blog & stay scared LOL

Wednesday, 7 March 2012

CATHY & RIDLEY HAVE "THE PASSION"

HELLO EVERYONE..

I,M SITTING HERE IN THE DARK WATCHING A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT "RIDLEY SCOTT" ABOUT THE MAKING OF "ALIEN" .
RIDLEY IS ONE HELL OF A FILM MAKER . I MET HIM YEARS AGO & HE,S A GREAT GUY & HAS GOT THE ONE THING YOU NEED TO MAKE MOVIES & ITS CALLED #PASSION.. YOU LIVE & BREATH #MOVIEMAKING

AND SOMEONE WHO ALSO HAS THAT #PASSION,, IS MY FRIEND "CATHY BEASLEY"
I 1ST MET CATHY ONLINE VIA TWITTER & FACEBOOK.. CATHY LIVE,S IN U.S.A & I LIVE IN WET & WINDY NORTH EAST OF THE U.K. THE PLACE #RIDLEY SCOTT IS FROM HAHAHA:-)

I THINK IT WAS ABOUT 2009 WHEN I FIRST WENT ON TWITTER & I FOLLOWED 2 OR 3 ISH PEOPLE WHO I,M NOW GOOD MATES WITH & CARE ABOUT THEM..

SO ME & CATHY CHAT & TALK ABOUT OUR LOVE OF MOVIES ETC & I HAVE TO SAY SHE,S ONE OF THE NICEST PEOPLE  I HAVE EVER KNOWN, SHES "THE REAL DEAL" & HAS A GREAT POSITIVE ATTITUDE ABOUT THINGS.
SHE WROTE & DIRECTED A MOVIE CALLED #BAKER ...WITH ZERO BUDGET 
& NOW SHE,S GOING TO DIRECT  ANOTHER FLICK  THAT SHE WROTE  & IS TRYING TO RAISE SOME $$$$ USING #KICKSTARTER FOR HER FILM
 #THE SCAPEGOAT ... CHECK IT OUT BELOW...

http://www.kickstarter.com/projects/1826133616/the-scapegoat

http://kitcatfilms.wordpress.com/

THE MONEY FROM HER #KICKSTARTER CAMPAIN WOULD HELP BIG TIME TO GET HER OVER TO  VENICE & START FILMING.
EVEN $1 WOULD HELP GET A #KICKASS FILM MADE ETC..
OR A RE-TWEET ETC WOULD BE GREAT..

& REMEMBER CATHY,S NOT JUST A GREAT FILM MAKER SHE ALSO MAKES AMAZING COOKIES TOO HAHAHAHA..
I WONDER IF #SIR RIDLEY SCOTT CAN MAKE COOKIES :-)

THANKS FOR READING MY BLOG
DAVE  XXX ;-) @SNAKE66

Tuesday, 28 February 2012

MY LIFE ON TWITTER

HELLO EVERYONE..
THIS IS A UPDATE ABOUT ME & FILM PLANS ETC.

WHATS HAPPENING WITH MY FILM ? WELL LAST YEAR I WAS GOING TO BIN THE WHOLE IDEA & GO & DO SOMETHING ELSE WITH MY LIFE. I,M WORKING MY ASS OFF IN 2 JOBS & WHEN I GET HOME I,VE GOT KNOW INTEREST IN MY MAD IDEA FOR MAKING A MOVIE.

BEFORE XMAS I HAD A TOTAL LACK OF CONFIDENCE IN MAKING A FILM, WHY !!

#MY LIFE WAS GETTING TO ME. I,M THE DUDE WHO GO,S ON TWITTER & F/BOOK & I,M ALL HAPPY & HAVE A LAUGH, BUT THATS BECAUSE I DON,T LIKE TO MOAN IN PUBLIC ETC..

FOR 15 + YEARS I HAVE BEEN #HIV & IT,S MADE ME A STRONGER PERSON BUT LATELY I.E. LAST YEAR. IT,S BEEN WEARING ME DOWN TOTALLY..

HAD LOADS OF NASTY PEOPLE ON TWITTER SENDING ME AWFUL D.M,S ETC .
I KNOW ITS ONLY WORDS ON A WEBSITE BUT IT STILL HURTS ETC..

IF I TURN BACK TIME  15 YRS, OUR LOCAL PUB/BAR WAS LIKE THE T.V SHOW #CHEERS "WHERE EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR NAME" & WHEN EVERYONE FOUND OUT ABOUT MY #HIV . I FOUND OUT WHO MY REAL FRIENDS WERE..

PEOPLE WOULD STAND AT THE BAR & TELL THE BAR PERSON , TO PUT THE GLASS I HAD JUST USED IN THE BIN,CAUSE THEY DIDN,T WANT TO CATCH ##HIV & PEOPLE WOULD SAY THINGS LIKE " I SHOULD BE PUT ON A ISLAND & LEFT TO ROT IN HELL" ETC.
THIS IS COMING FROM GUYS WHO GO OUT SHAGGING ABOUT & THINK THERE STUDS.. THEY DON,T UNDERSTAND THAT A MAN CAN GET #HIV FROM A WOMEN, THEY THINK ITS ONLY #GAY,S & HEROIN ADDICTS THAT ARE AT RISK..

SO WHY SHOULD TWITTER ABUSE UPSET ME WHEN IV,E HAD IT 1ST HAND IN REAL LIFE!!
WELL ITS WORSE BECAUSE YOU CAN,T SEE THE PERSON THATS HAVING A GO . IT,S AWFUL,,
 I LAUGH AT ALL THE FAMOUS FOOTBALL PLAYERS GETTING UPSET AT SOME ONE SAYING SOMETHING NASTY ABOUT THEM ON TWITTER & THEN THEY GET THEM ARRESTED LOL..
 I,VE HAD MORE CRAP OFF PEOPLE ON TWITTER THAN EVER .

BUT IV,E ALSO GOT SOME GREAT FRIENDS ON HERE & YOU ALL KNOW WHO YOU ARE & IF IT WASN,T FOR YOU GUYS I WOULD HAVE DELETED MY ACCOUNT LAST YEAR..

THE THING WITH #HIV IS IT,S THE FORGOT ILLNESS IN THE U.K. & IS NEVER TALKED ABOUT ETC IN THE MEDIA.. THATS WHY I WANT TO MAKE MY MOVIE..

 BECAUSE THE GOVEMENT ARE CUTTING FUNDING ETC FOR #MEDS,, READ THE FOLLOWING ARTICAL ITS BULLSHIT
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-17187179 

IT COSTS £18.000 TO £40.000 A YEAR FOR #HIV PER PERSON MEDS IN THE U.K.

 THE N.H.S HAVE HAD THE BUDGET CUT & THE GOVERMENT ARE SAYING WHATS IN THAT ARTICAL ABOVE IS TRUE..
 GIVING SOMEONE #HIV MEDS DON,T STOP HIV INFECTION ,YOU HAVE TO PRACTICE SAFE SEX ETC & 25.000 PEOPLE IN THE U.K. WHO DON,T KNOW THEY HAVE HIV THATS BULLSHIT ,,
THERES PROPLABLY A LOT MORE THAN THAT. 

 I WONDER HOW MANY PEOPLE IN THE U.K. HAVE #HIV????
.IF YOU TESTED EVERYONE WE MIGHT GET A BIG #SHOCK

SO I AM GOING TO MAKE MY MOVIE.. WHY!!!!!!" BECAUSE EVERY ONE WITH #HIV NEEDS TO BE HEARD & NOT JUST IGNORED" ETC....

WELL I FEEL BETTER AFTER THAT RANT HAHAHA.

P.S. MY SPELLING & PUNCTUATION IS CRAP.  YEP I KNOW LOL... IF YOU SAW MY FILM SCRIPT YOU WOULDN,T UNDERSTAND IT HAHA ..

THANKS FOR READING MY BLOG XXXX :-)